First of all
Let me remind you
What you ought to know by now
What your Black Niggeress Mammy
Your Whitehouse niggeress
Condi Rice
Ought to have already taught you by now
That waging war on the Moslem world is plain wicked
That wagging the dogs of war just won’t do
By George
You know
I know
We both ought to know by now
That push push in the Bush
Is much
Much more fun
Than
Any ambush in Ho Chi Min City
Than
Any ambush in Mogadishu
Than
Any ambush in Baghdad
Than
Being held hostage in Iran
Than
Being blindsided
By the rage of your victims
Of your own stupid American foreign policy
Of making enemies around the world
Of your own Iranian CIA sired SOB
Of your own Shah
Than
By the Iran-Rage of the mad Mullahs of Tehran
I know
Everybody knows
That you didn’t learn much about anything at Yale
That now you don’t know much about history
Especially about Moslem history
So for a sec or so
Let me play
Your Black niggeress Mammy
Your Whitehouse niggeress
Condi Rice
Let me tutor you
Let me teach you
Weel-Waal is the legendary Darod Bartire Somali Emperor of yore
Weel-Waal means Krazy Kid
In Somali
No
Not
In Swahili
Weel-Waal declared in his lore
I am a man
I am meaner than the man
I am meaner than any honky
I am crazier than any kaffir
I am the one who makes Attila the Hun look like a faggot
I know
How to kick ass like George Bush Senior
I know
How to be a mad megalomaniac like Junior
I know
How to manage Man
How to master him
How to mistreat him
How to manhandle him
How to maul him
How to mind him
How to mine him
How to muzzle him like a dog
How to mangle him
How to manipulate him
How to misinform him
How to brainwash him
How to massage his ego
How to mess him up
How to mess with him
How to make a mess of mincemeat out of him
I know
How to mutilate him
How to terminate him with extreme prejudice
How to exterminate him
How to make him bend
How to make him fold
How to staple him
How to tape him
How to spindle him
How to stamp him out
How to deliver him posthaste
How to immiserate him
How to emasculate him
How to rob him of his manhood
How to put his prick in my pocket
Like LBJ did
I know
How to grab him by the balls
Like the Green Berets did in Vietnam
So his heart won’t follow
So his mind won’t follow
I know
How to eliminate him
How to humble him
How to humiliate him
So much so
That I made Man mount his own mom
That I made him hump the same old hole he crawled out of
Bloody
Bald
Screaming
Like the bald American eagle
That he has come now
To this Great Stage of Fools
That you now
Doubleya
Boy Emperor of the Empire of the world
Preside over now
So guess what
By George
I have discovered
A message
A missive
A missile
More powerful than your rude crude crazy cruise missile
More powerful than anything in the American arsenal
More powerful than anything you can throw
At Mad Ass Saddam
At that butcher of Baghdad
I have discovered
Man
To be
Most amenable
Most human
Most magnificent
Most malleable
Most manageable
Most reasonable
Most magnanimous
Most merciful
Most majestic
Most Moslem
Most kingly
Most godly
When you simply call him what Allah created him to be—
Brother!
So Doubleya
Don’t be so dumb
Don’t listen to the Zionists of your administration
Don’t listen to the Nazis of your administration
In your heart you know
You know Pat Buchanan is right
Your Congress
Your Senate
Your Capital Hill
Your Whitehouse
Your Supreme Court
All of your goddamn administration
Is an Israeli occupied territory
Don’t listen to the American Israel Lobby
Don’t declare war on the Umma of Islam
Don’t enrage the whole Moslem world
Don’t make every Moslem in the world swear
Jihad
In his heart
Against America
Don’t make every Moslem hate America with perfect hatred
Don’t make every Moslem say
After Dictionary Johnson
After DR Samuel Johnson
“I am willing to love all mankind,
Except an American.”
Forget about wagging the dogs of war
Forget about waging war
Wage peace!
What they need in the Moslem world
Is not your missiles
What they truly need
Are your committed Christian Mennonite missionaries
What they are truly in sore need of
Are your young idealistic American Peace Corps
The most effective missiles deployed by JFK
Against the now defunct Soviet Evil Empire
Forget about the ire of Ares
Forget about the madness of Mars
Forget about mean Moloch
Forget about tantalizing Thanatos
Forget about the rants of Rumsfeld
Because of Rumsfeld
&
Others of his ilk
In the worldwide fight against the Dragon of terrorism
You have truly become now the real Dragon of Terrorism himself
That is why
You are now so hell-bent
To out-terrorize the terrorists
To out-Saddam
Saddam Hussein himself
To out-Ossama
Ossama himself
So
Please
Junior
Listen to me
Your Senior
Just zip it up for now!
Put the kibosh on your crazy crusade of killing
Innocent Moslem kids in Iraq
That you have already scared half to death
That you have already starved half to death
If you can’t
Just remember
I told you so
Push push in the bush
Is much
Much more fun
Than
Any ambush in Baghdad
Than
When Bush comes to Baghdad
To shove Saddam off this Great Stage of Fools
Like you
By the way
Doubleya
God told me this morning
That you too like to talk to Him
But that you just don’t listen to a word
He says
Well
He told me to tell you
That yes
It is most true
That God looks out
For fools
For drunks
For the USA
But that now He is putting you on notice
As of now
Junior
You are on your own
>From the minute you start
Bombing the sick and starving kids of Baghdad
That from that minute onwards
It is your own bloody lookout
That He won’t have anything to do with it
This morning
He has really washed His hands
Of you
Of your wacky wicked warmongering.
