DOWNTOWN MONTREAL

ON ST LAURENT & ST CATHERINE

I OGLED

SCOPING

A MAJESTIC BIG BEHIND

ULULATING

UNDULATING

WITH AUTHORITY

WHOSE BURNING BUNS WERE THOSE

I THINK I KNOW

I RECOGNIZED THAT DAINTY DELICIOUS DERRIERE

WHERE HAVE I TOUCHED THAT TUSH BEFORE

WHERE HAVE I BILL-BILLED THAT BEHIND BEFORE

TRAILING CLOUDS OF GLORY

LAST TIME I SAW IT

IT WAS SAUNTERING DOWNTOWN MOGADISHU

IN A GUNTIINO!

NOW HERE IT WAS IN MONTREAL

JUICY & JUMPY

LIKE JELLO BECAUSE JAM DON’T SHAKE ‘N SHIMMER THAT WAY

SHEATHED

IN SHEER JEANS

I RECOGNIZED

THE DELIGHTFUL DESIGN OF THAT DIMPLED DERRIERE

THAT FANTASTIC FABULOUS FANNY

THAT GORGEOUS SOMALI ASS SAUNTERING ON A FOREIGN STRAND

THAT VVENUS KALAPIGIA

THAT CAPTIVATES ALL THE NATIONS OF THE WORLD!