To: Helene Silverberg
Staff Attorney
The Center for Justice &
Accountability
870 Market St., Suite 684
San Francisco, CA 94102
I have decided to stop helping you bring
General Ali Samatar to justice.
Why?
Because you and your center are faqash Eedoar occupied territory.
Because you and your center are a colony of the faqash Eedoar kkk
Because you and your center belong to the faqash Eedor KKK
And I belong first and foremost to Allah
and then to the Somali people.
You know
and I know
that I have tried so hard
to save you and your center
from folly
from fatude
to save you and your center
from wasting
your money
your time
your energy
your reputation
by serving this clownish clannish cause of the faqash Eedoar
by succumbing to this clownish clannish cause of the faqash Eedoar
Specifically,
I tried
to persuade you
to transmute your clownish clannish cause of the faqash Eedoar
into a Somali patriotic cause
by bringing three major Somali criminals to a court of law
from the three main stooges of the Somali race
one from the Darod
one from the Issaq
one from the Hawiye
Had you taken my advice
you would have been today a heroine of the Somali people
Instead
you chose to embrace the clownish clannish cause of the faqash Eedoar
and pick on the put-upon Darod
whom the faqash Eedoar love to abominate
as their most implacable enemy
whom the faqash Eedoar love to scapegoat
as the alpha and the omega of their imbroglio
you chose to side with the faqash Eedoar
when you decided to try to bring to justice
when you decided to file frivolous lawsuits
against two criminals from the Darod:
General Ali Samatar
Col. Yusuf Abdi Ali
I am not Darod
but when I see
injustice
masquerading as justice
I am not Darod
but when I see
such gross rank injustice
being dished out to the Darod
I become Darod Abgal
If you are not blinded
by your bias against the Darod
If you are not blinded
by your bigotry against the Darod
why did you not also file a law suit against
General Ismail Ahmed Ismail
Afwayne’s myrmidon who superintended Afwayne’s torture chambers
Afwayne’s lickspittle who managed Afwayne’s dungeons
Afwayne’s lapdog who is now ensconced in North Carolina
Afwayne’s alter ego who now believes he beat the rap
Helene
you did not
because you are all faqash Eedoar KKK
just like General Ismail Ahmed Ismail
I could go on
and say more about General Ismail Ahmed Ismail
and repeat the scuttlebutt every Somali knows
and repeat the zany salacious tidbits in Somali circulation
but for once
I will be a gentleman
and for now
mum is the word
as far as that rich and strange vein is concerned.
I tried to convince you
that
if any Somali criminals are to be brought to justice
at the very least
the first two should be from the mud fish faqash Eedoar
particularly
these two most prominent members of Afwayne’s Regime of Criminals:
Ismail Ali Abokar
Omar Arteh
whom I. M. Lewis correctly characterizes
as “the architects of the personality cult” of Afwayne
but
you would not listen
you would not hear
and as the Spanish say:
No hay peor sordo que el que no quiere oír:
There’s none so deaf as those who will not hear
and that is why
I hereby withdraw
from your clownish clannish faqash Eedoar case
against General Ali Samatar
and that is why
I hereby disassociate myself
from your clownish clannish faqash Eedoar case
against General Ali Samatar
for in this case
not only am I a Darod Abgal
I would rather also hold a brief for my Darod Abgal.
P.S.
A suggestion:
Helene:
Why don’t you try your clownish clannish faqash Eedoar KKK case
against General Smatar
in Hargayssa
where the cunning faqash Eedoar old Fury of vengeance and vendetta can cry,
“I’ll be judge,
I’ll be jury,
“I’ll try the whole cause,
and condemn General Samatar to death.”
Because
I am sure
in an American court of law
you and your foolish faqash Eedoar KKK
whose minds you channel
who colonized your mind
who clanized your mind
will be laughed out of court.
------Mahamud Siad Togane
NOTES
Faqash: (Somali; pejorative & vulgar) Piggish; the oink & the grunt of the
pig; the term of abuse that Northern secessionists hurl at us Southerners
whilst forgetting that of faqashes, they are indeed the fattest.
Fatude: (Somali) “.sincere delusions-that is, lies which the liar believes.”
See page 235 of John Berryman. Recovery. New York: Farar, Straus and Giroux,
1973.
A chip-on-the-shoulder delusional attitude informed by ignorance &
arrogance. A Somali word meaning an attitude struck & stuck in the high lazy
latitudes of the doldrums of the doo-doos of self-deception. Fatude is a
child “of an idle brain, / Begot of nothing but vain fantasy...” See Romeo &
Juliet . 1. iv. 97-98. It is a typical Somali Mugdi Mudug attitude of
bullshit & bluster. The English tongue has borrowed many a word from the
Somali tongue, such as yahoo, nag, ninny, seal, was, goose, fug, etc. I
predict the English language will soon appropriate fatude. It is just a
matter of time before it too begins to roll off the English tongue just like
yahoo. See “A Short lesson In Comparative Languages”, p. 5 of M. S. Togane.
The Bottle & The Bushman: Poems of The Prodigal Son. Ste-Anne de Bellevue
(Québec): The Muses’ Company, 1986. Fatude aptly describes the common Somali
affliction of disconnection from reality. It also means a rude, crude
attitude based on farce and according to Alfred Kazin, “Farce is catastrophe
without a context and without a solution.” A perfect description &
definition of the Somali syndrome & the malady of Mog. See page 95 of Alfred
Kazin. God & the American Writer. New York: Alfred A Knopf, 1997.
Mud fish Eedor: Mud fish sling dirt on other fish
in order to keep themselves clean
the Issaq
alias
the Iidoar
are mud fish
for they are the most clannish queer fish
who claim to eat no fish
who yell at fish eaters
“Speak not to me with that mouth
which eateth fish!”
who are still fugly fish
for they go around the world
with plenty of other fish to fry
for they are always loose fish
who always drink like fish
who always tipple in the deep
who always chew jaad in the dark dens of the deep
who always gerish geisha mermaids of the deep
who always swear to be British
who always swear to be the long lost orphans
of the English Queen
the Issaq
alias
the Iidoar
are mud fish
for they always go around the world
with plenty of other fish to fry
for they are always loose fish
who let loose
on every Somali Klan
who dump
on every Somali Klan
who sling dirt
on every Somali Klan
in order to keep themselves clean
badmouthing the South
boasting
look
how great we are
how superior we are
to the rest of the Somali nation
boasting
look
how fine we are
look
how foul
how fucked-up
how foolish the Faqash of the silly South are.
