According to Somali conventional folly

( since we Somalis don’t know what wisdom is )

according to the alien cognoscente of the Somali scene

Ina Yay

or

Son of the Jackal

or

Abdullahi Yusuf

is soon going to be the next president of Somalia.

Frankly I expected that

since Ina Yay is

“by merit raised

To that bad eminence”

since he is

the most evil

the most baleful

the most baneful

the most ballsy bastard

of them all

of all the evil bastards

spawned by Afwayne

powwowing right now

in that Satan’s conclave

in Kenya.

Proof:

Witness what he has just done to the Dhulbahante Dollar Druid

alias Galayrd

I was overcome by helpless laughter

I was tickled to tearful titters

because of the ignoble way

because of the unceremonious way

Ina Yay kicked the derriere

of the dollar-daffy Dhulbahante Daffo (vulture)

alias Galayrd

out of his moxie Macavity Majerten way

all the way to Minneapolis, Minnesota. 

I predict

Ina Yay’s reign will be successful

because of these two salient truisms:

First

the Son of the Jackal knows

how to handle the ill-mannered Eedoar

how to make them taste his dose of the Somali reality

how to make them cower in their Hargayssa hovels

the Son of the Jackal knows

how to also guide the greedy IIl-jex so they can enjoy their ill-gotten gains

the Son of the Jackal knows

how to also jive the Abgal jackasses

how to also bamboozle the Abgal bovines

above all

the Son of the Jackal knows

how to also contain all the crazy clans

in their corners of clannish casuistry;

Second

Ethiopia will most definitely approve of a Somali state

Ethiopia will most definitely prop up a Somali state

headed

by her very own SOB

by her very own catamite

by her very own Punk of Puntland

because

all along

that is what Ethiopia

was angling for

was scheming for

was intriguing for

was clamoring for

was fighting for

was jihading for

a subservient Somali state

a supine Somali state

a client Somali state

a catamite Somali state

a vassal Somali state

headed

by her very own Somali whore

by her very own Somali hireling

by her very own Punk of Puntland.

I have no doubt

that Ina Yay is capable

of pacifying pitiful Somalia

of taming savage Somalia

Proof:

Witness the miracles he has already wrought

as the Boss of Bossasso

as the Punk of Puntland

as the Monarch of the moxie Macavity Majerten

as the Hartie hegemon of the Darod confederacy

that is why I predict that

despite the evil nature of

the Son of the Jackal

Ina Yay’s reign will be good for Somalia

for in politics

“it is not true that

good can follow only from good

and evil only from evil

but that often

the very opposite is true.

Anyone who fails to see this

is

indeed

a political infant...”

like the absurd Abgal.