The disciples came privately to Jesus

Saying:

Lord,

Tell us,

What shall be the signs of your Second Coming?

What shall be the signs of the Second Coming of the Messiah?

What shall be the signs of the End of the World?

And Jesus replied:

Of that day

&

Of that hour

No man knows

No

Not even the angels of heaven

But my Father only

Likewise in the dessert of Araby

The Companions of the Prophet Muhammad

May Peace Be Upon him

Privately came to Prophet

Saying:

Lord,

Tell us,

What shall be the signs of the Second Coming of the Mahdi?

What shall be the signs of the Second Coming of the Messiah?

What shall be the signs of the Second Coming of Jesus, the Prince of Peace?

What shall be the signs of the End of the World?

Prophet Muhammad

May Peace Be Upon him

Replied:

When these four signs of the end times are seen

It is the Second Coming of the Mahdi

It is the Second Coming of The Messiah

It is the End of the World:

1. When Nigger slaves

Like Dumdum Dubya

Begin

To possess

To obsess

To oppress

To depress the Moslem World

Especially

When a muscle-bound muscleman hunk of a honky

With a Krazy Kraut cadence from Austria

When a muscle-bound muscleman hunk of a honky

Called

Schwarzenegger

Black Nigger

In kraut language

Is elected

Governor of California.

2. When there is not a dime of difference between Shit & Shinola

When there is not a dime of a difference between far & near

When there is not a dime of a difference between a donkey & his dong

When distances & distinctions & degrees are destroyed & defeated.

3. When Iron begins to speak:

When the world begins to hum

Like the wired beehives of the worldwide webs of the Internet.

&

4. When Moslems begin

To kowtow

To bow down

Facing towards America

Instead of

Facing towards Mecca.