Lord, I disbelieve - help thou my unbelief.
----E. M. Forster

There are as many ways to God as there are created souls.
....Prophet Muhammad (S. A. W.)

I was born in the donkey city of Mogadishu

Where a lot of dogmas were dinned into me

Where a lot of dogmas were drummed into me

Where I danced pas de deux with a lot of dogmas

Where I saw a lot of dogmas duking it out day & night

Where I dueled with a lot of dogmas

Where I heard a lot of dogged dogmas

Barking blue in their beastly beatitudes of Dubya Bush bushwa

In Moslem Mogadishu

Where all the dogs

Dug Dago

Drooled Dago

I was taught

To wash myself seven times

If a dog touched me

Now that I am here in this dog city of Montreal for donkey’s years now

I am a Canuck now

I have a husky that I like to hug a lot

For he hunts down dogmas daily

Dogmas are not hard to hunt down

For dogmas have halitosis

Of the heart

Of the mind

Of the soul

You may recover from the bite of a rabid dog

You never recover from the deadly bite of a rabid dogma

A dogma is the most dangerous dog I have ever dared

A dogma is the dirtiest dog I have ever duked it out with

A dogma is a real drag

A dogma is a real drug

A dogma is a real demon

A dogma is the real Dummkopf Dubya dedicated to disaster

A dogma is the real dude Dubya whose dander is always up

With a lot of muss

With a lot of fuss

With a lot of fume

With a lot of fury

with a lot of feud

with a lot of fighting farting frenetical fanatical phooey

With a lot of

Fee Fi Fo Fum Foofoo

Fork me over a foot of fiat fat Fatwa for

I smell the blood of an infidel

Be he alive or

Be he dead

I’ll grind his bones

To make my mana

To bake my manna

What is the main deference between a dog and a dogma?

A dog never bites the hand that feeds him

A dogma always does

A dog never draws up

This parti pris bottom party line

Or

That parti pris bottom party line

A dogma always knows how to draw the line

A dogma always knows where to draw the line

A dogma always knows how to draw sedulously suffocating circles of exclusionary sorcery

A dogma always sports a halo

To hoodoo you

To hex you

Into the hocus-pocus of hoax

Into the hokey-pokey of hanky-panky

A dogma drives you daft

Like Dubya

Dribbling drivel

Fore and aft

A dogma cannot put on the dog

A dogma drives you to go to the dogs dressed to the nines

A dogma is the dog that put Dubya in the doghouse till doomsday

There is no hair of the dog that bit you for a hangover dose of Dubya dogma

This here is the top dago dog that has just ran down all the dogmas of the world

A dog barks

I am a dog

A dogma barks

I am God!

Dubya Dogma Dog barks

You are with me Dubya or against me Dubya

I bark

Hot dog!

Cut that crap out!

Can that doggy doggone Dubya dogma doo-doo!

M. S. Togane