March 23, 2007 - 14:28
Farah Galolay on the Hawiye

The following poem is Mahamoud Togane’s response to the Bashir Goth’s latest editorial in Awdalnews Network titled “Somalia is dead thanks to Hawiye savagery”

Togane writes:

THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR SHARING THE EDITORIAL WITH ME:
I COULD NOT HAVE SAID IT ANY BETTER.

BASHIR:

THIS IS
THE LAST GASP
THE LAST GRASP
THE LAST GRAB
THE LAST GOTCHA
THE LAST GOOK
THE LAST GOOP
THE LAST YUCK
THE LAST BLOODY GAME OF GAMMON
OF THE GÛN HAWIYE
OF THE YELLOW YAHOO GIDIR GOONS AND
OF THEIR HUTU HAWIYE GOFORS.

THE HUTU HAWIYE ARE
HOPELESS
HAPLESS
HELPLESS
HORRIBLE HUNS

THE ONLY OTHER COMMENT I CARE TO ADD IS FROM CONRAD’S HEART OF DARKNESS;

Exterminate all the brutes!

FARAH GOLOLAY ON THE HAWIYE

FARAH GOLOLAY
THE MONARCH OF SOMALI WIT
THE WAG PAR EXCELLENCE OF SOMALI WAGGERY
THE SAGE OF THE SOMALI RACE WAS ONCE ASKED:
WHEN WILL THE HAWIYE COME BACK
TO GOD
TO THEMSELVES
TO THEIR SENSES
TO SANITY
TO SOBRIETY
TO SAGACITY
TO SERENITY
WHEN WILL THE HAWIYE MAKE SOMETHING
OF THEMSELVES
WHEN WILL THEY AMOUNT TO SOMETHING
LIKE THEIR DAROD BROTHER?
LIKE THEIR DIR BROTHER?
WHEN WILL THE HUTU HAWIYE STOP
THEIR SAVAGERY
THEIR INHUMANITY
THEIR DEPRAVITY?
WHEN WILL THE HAWIYE STOP MAKING HAWIYE
SYNONYMOUS WITH THE HELL CALLED HAWIYAH:
THE SEVENTH DEVISION OF HELL SET ASIDE FOR HAWIYE HYPOCRITES
WHEN WILL THE HAWIYE BECOME POLITICIANS?
WHEN WILL THEY STOP BEING MINDLESS
MORTICIANS OF THE SOMALI RACE?

GOLOLAY ANSWERED:
FOR THE FOLLOWING FOUR REASONS THE HUTU HAWIYE WILL ALWAYS BE

MINISTERS OF HELL
HELL-HOUNDS
HELLERS
HELLIONS
HAS-BEENS
ALSO-RANS
NE’ER-DO-WELLS

FOR THE FOLLOWING FOUR REASON THE HAWIYE WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO EVEN A HILL OF BEANS:
(1) DAMAC XUMADA HABAR GIDIR:
THE SENSELESS
THE BOUNDLESS
THE SHAMELESS
THE VAULTING OVERWEENING AMBITION
THE INSANE
THE INSATIABLE
THE IGNORANT
GREED OF THE HABAR GADIR

(2) DABAALNIMADA ABGAAL:
THE BOVINITY
THE ASININITY
THE FOLLY
THE FATUDE
THE SHEER STUPIDITY OF THE ABGAL

(3) XAASIDNIMADA XAWAADLE:
THE EYELESS ENVY OF THE XAWAADLE:

(4) DIR-DIR-KA MURUSADAHA:
THE PERFIDY OF THE MURUSADE
THE PITILESS PENCHANT OF THE MURUSADE
WHO JUST LOVE
TO MAKE MISCHIEF AMONG THE HAWIYE
WHO JUST LOVE
TO SOW SNARES OF SUSPICION AMONG THE HAWIYE
WHO JUST LOVE
TO FOMENT FITNA:
WHO JUST LOVE
TO SET
TO SIC
ONE HAWIYE SUB-CLAN AGAINST ANOTHER HAWIYE SUB-LAN
WHEN THE MURUSADE ARE DOING THEIR JOB WELL
THE DEVIL GOES TO DINNER.

MAHAMUD SIAD TOGANE