DEAR DUBYA: AN EDITORIAL

INSHA ALLAH

LORD WILLING

I AM

GONNA GO BACK HOME TO SOMALIA

GONNA GO BACK HOME TO MOGADISHU

EVERY TRUE AMERICAN-SOMALI DAUGHTER

EVERY TRUE AMERICAN-SOMALI SON

IS GONNA GO BACK HOME TO SOMALIA

IS GONNA GO BACK HOME TO MOG

TO WORK FOR PEACE IN SOMALIA

TO TEACH EVERY SOMALI TO SING

DOWN BY THE RIVERSIDE

I AIN’T

GONNA STUDY WAR NO MORE

GONNA STUDY WAR NO MORE

I AM

GONNA LAY DOWN MY KALASHNIKOV

DOWN BY THE RIVERSIDE

GONNA LAY DOWN MY RPG (ROCKET-PROPELLED-GRENADE)

DOWN BY THE RIVER SIDE

I AIN’T

GONNA STUDY WAR NO MORE

GONNA STUDY WAR NO MORE

I AM

GONNA STICK MY M16 IN THE GOLDEN SAND

DOWN BY THE RIVERSIDE

I AIN’T

GONNA STUDY WAR HO MORE

I AM

GONNA PUT ON MY LONG WHITE ROBE

DOWN BY THE RIVERSIDE

GONNA STUDY THE KORAN

DOWN BY THE RIVER SIDE

GONNA PUT ON MY LONG WHITE ROBE

GONNA STUDY WAR NO MORE

I AM

GONNA STUDY THE SHARIA

DOWN BY THE RIVERSIDE

JUST LIKE TOGO TOLD ME TO

I AM

GONNA PUT DOWN MY GUN

GONNA PUT DOWN MY GUN

DOWN BY THE RIVERSIDE

I AM

GONNA PICK UP THE BOOK

GONNA PICK UP THE BOOK

JUST LIKE TOGO TOLD ME TO

I AIN’T

GONNA STUDY WAR NO MORE

GONNA STUDY WAR NO MORE

I AM

GONNA LISTEN TO THE PRINCE OF PEACE

DOWN BY THE RIVERSIDE

GONNA SHAKE HANDS AROUND SOMALIA

WITH EVERY SOMALI SISTER

WITH EVERY SOMALI BROTHER

DOWN BY THE RIVERSIDE

I AM

GONNA COMMUNE WITH ALLAH

DOWN BY THE RIVERSIDE

TILL MERCY & TRUTH ARE MET TOGETHER IN MOG

DOWN BY THE RIVERSIDE

TILL RIGHTEOUSNESS & PEACE HAVE FRENCH-KISSED EACH OTHER IN MOG

DOWN BY THE RIVERSIDE

TILL JUSTICE ROLLS ON

LIKE JUBA & SHABELLI RIVERS

DOWN BY THE RIVERSIDE

TILL RIGHTEOUSNESS ROLLS ON

LIKE A MIGHTY STREAM

DOWN BY THE RIVERSIDE

I AIN’T GONNA STUDY WAR NO MORE!

I AIN’T GONNA LET MUHAMMAD KILL MAHAMUD NO MORE!

I AIN’T GONNA LET A BROTHER KILL ANOTHER BROTHER NEVER EVER AGAIN!

I AIN’T GOING LET HASSAN KILL HUSSEIN NEVER EVER AGAIN!

INSHA ALLAH

LORD WILLING

I AM

GONNA GO BACK HOME TO SOMALIA

GONNA GO BACK HOME TO MOGADISHU

TO REBUILD

WHAT YOU DA-MEAN DUFUS DUBYA DESTROYED

WHAT YOU-ALL DESTROYED IN SOMALIA

I AM GONNA GO HOME TO MOG

TO HELP THROW

A LIFELINE TO ALL OF US SAD SINKING SOMALIS

A LIFELINE OF FAITH DIRECTLY CONNECTED TO ALLAH

I AM

GONNA GO BACK HOME TO SOMALIA

GONNA GO BACK HOME TO MOG

TO TEACH US SOMALIS

TO HOLD UNTO OUR FAITH IN ALLAH WITH TENACITY

THAT NO AMERICAN POWER CAN BREAK

TO HOLD UNTO OUR FAITH IN ISLAM WITH TENACITY

THAT NO AMERICAN DOLLAR DARE DISSUADE & DISLODGE

TO HOLD UNTO OUR FAITH IN ISLAM WITH TENACITY

THAT NO POWER ON EARTH CAN BREAK

TO HOLD UNTO

OUR PASSION FOR ISLAM

OUR MISSION FOR ISLAM

OUR VISION FOR ISLAM

FOR I AM PERSUADED THAT

NEITHER YOU DUBYA

NOR YOUR LIMEY LAPDOG BLAIR

NOR MELES

NOR YO-YO YAY

NOR GIAOUR GHEDI

NOR YOUR MALEFIC MONSTERS IN MOG

NOR YOUR MALEFIC MIDGETS IN MOG

NOR YOUR SHEIKH-SHAYTAAN INDHA’ADDE

NOR YOUR WICKED WARLOCKS

NOR YOUR HARAAN-KU-NAAH

NOR YOUR QURUNLE QANYARE

NOR YOUR YELLOW YAHOO YALAHOW HAYOW HAROW

NOR YOUR TIGRYAN TANKS

NOR YOU DAISY CUTTERS

NOR YOUR CLUSTER BOMBS

NOR YOUR MAMMY CONDI

NOR HER HUBBY DUBYA

NOR DEATH

NOR LIFE

NOR ANGELS

NOR PRINCIPALITIES

NOR POWERS

NOR THINGS PRESENT

NOR THINGS TO COME

NOR HEIGHT

NOR DEPTH

NOR ANY OTHER CREATURE

SHALL BE ABLE TO SEPARATE US SOMALIS

FROM THE LOVE OF ALLAH

FROM THE LOVE OF ISLAM

FROM THE LOVE OF THE SHARIA OF ISLAM

FROM THE HAQ OF ALLAH

FROM THE HAQ OF ISLAM

FROM THE JUSTICE OF ISLAM

FOR ACCORDING TO OUR PROPHET (S.A.W.)

HAQ

OR

JUSTICE

IS THE FOUNDATION

IS THE FUNDAMENT

IS THE QUALITY

IS THE QUIDDITY

OF OUR FAITH

OF OUR ISLAM

OF OUR SHARIA

FOR AS OUR PROPHET (S.A.W.) HAS TAUGHT US

ONE HOUR OF JUSTICE IS BETTER THAN 70 YEARS OF PRAYER!

ONE HOUR IN THE EXECUTION OF JUSTICE IS WORTH AT THE VERY LEAST SEVENTY YEARS OF PRAYER! 

THAT IS WHY

EVERY MUSLIM IN THE UMMA

EVERY SOMALI DEMANDS JUSTICE

JUSTICE

FOR THE REAL MUSLIMS OF THE UNION OF ISLAMIC COURTS

FOR THE RETURN OF THE REAL MUSLIMS OF THE UNION OF ISLAMIC COURTS

EVERY MUSLIM IN THE UMMA

EVERY SOMALI DEMANDS

THE RETURN OF THE RULE OF SHARIA IN MUSLIM MOG

THE RETURN OF THE PEACE BROUGHT TO MOG BY THE UNION OF ISLAMIC COURTS

THE RETURN OF THE UNION OF ISLAMIC COURTS PEACEMAKERS BACK TO MOG

FOR AS THE PRINCE OF PEACE PREACHED

BLESSED ARE THE PEACEMAKERS

FOR THEY SHALL B E CALLED THE CHILDREN OF ALLAH

DUBYA

PEACE IS BUSHWA WITHOUT JUSTICE

FOR PEACE IS THE BABY BORN

OF TRUTH

OF JUSTICE

TOGETHER THEY ARE THE TRIUNE TOTALITY OF OUR TENACIOUS TORAH

THAT IS WHAT EVERY DECENT AMERICAN IS READY

TO STRUGGLE FOR

THAT IS WHAT EVERY SOMALI IS READY

TO JIHAD FOR

AS ABE LINCOLN PUT IT

AS THAT QUINTESSENTIAL AMERICAN CLINCHED IT FOR ME:

I AM NOT BOUND TO WIN BUT

I AM BOUND TO BE TRUE

I AM NOT BOUND TO SUCCEED BUT

I AM BOUND TO LIVE UP TO

THE LIGHT I HAVE

JUST LIKE THE DIXIE CHICKS DEMONSTRATED

DISSING YOU NOW IS

AS DANDY AS CANDY

AS AMERICAN AS THE DIXIE CHICKS

AS TEXAN AS THE DIXIE CHICKS

WE ARE LAUGHING LAST

WE ARE LAUGHING BEST

WE ARE NOT READY TO MAKE NICE

WE ARE NOT READY TO BACK DOWN

WE ARE STILL MAD AS HELL

THE WHOLE WORLD IS

MAD AS HELL

AT WAR

WITH YOUR MEAN MEALYMOUTHED MENDACITY

THAT MALIGNS

THAT MURDERS

FIRST & FOREMOST

THE AMERICA OF JFK (JOHN FARAH KENNEDY--AS MY SOMALI GENERATION FONDLY DUBBED HIM)

THE AMERIC OF MLK (MARTIN LUTHER KING)

THE AMERICA OF ABE LINCOLN

THE AMERICA OF MARK TWAIN

FOR WHOSE RETURN THE WHOLE WORLD

IS PINING FOR

IS PRAYING FOR

IS PANTING AFTER

AS THE HART PANTS AFTER WATER BROOKS

WHOSE RETURN IS

AS CERTAIN AS DAWN AFTER YOUR DEMONIC DARKNESS

AS SOON AS YOU QUIT OUR SIGHT

AS SOON AS YOU VACATE THE PREMISES OF THE WHITE HOUSE

AS SOON AS YOU QUIT THE WORLD STAGE

AS SOON AS WE GIVE YOU THE BUM’S RUSH FROM THE WORLD STAGE

AS SOON AS WE SEE THE NAKED NATES

OF YOUR EMPTY COWBOY SWAGGER

OF YOUR EMPTY COWBOY SNEER

OF YOUR EMPTY COWBOY SMEAR OF ISLAM

OF YOUR EMPTY COWBOY FEAR-MONGERING

OF YOUR EMPTY COWBOY HATE-MONGERING

UNTIL THEN

THE WHOLE WORLD IS AT WAR

WITH YOUR MEAN MEALYMOUTHED MENDACITY

THAT DAILY TRIES TO MURDER

THAT DAILY MALIGNS

OUR NOBLE FAITH

IN ALLAH

IN ISLAM

IN TRUTH

IN JUSTICE

IN PEACE

DUBYA

WE ARE EVER READY TO RETURN TO ALLAH WHENCE WE ALL CAME

FIGHTING THE GOOD FIGHT FOR OUR FAITH

IN ALLAH

IN ISLAM

IN TRUTH

IN JUSTICE

IN PEACE

DUBYA:

HIER STEHE ICH

ICH KANN NICHT ANDERS

GOTT HELFE MIR:

HERE WE STAND

WE CAN DO NO OTHER

SO ALLAH HELP US!

MAHAMUD SIAD TOGANE


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